Russell Sara Jack & Oliver Holman: Jack Ass episode 1

'Jackisms'

Jack:"When will Oliver get big and play with me?"
mama:"Jack come eat your dinner right NOW!" jack: "I'm a pirate, when I'm hungry I'll just drink RUM!"
When Jack is in a really sweet mood with Oliver he calls him 'Olivey' in a sweet voice"
"Olivers crying Olivers crying!!! Quick mom, give him a boober!"
"Memaw, you don't have to hold Oliver, your boobers don't have any milk in them"
Jack says"that memaw is a nice beautiful girl"
Jack will see some random Male person either on the T.V. or in person and ask "does he have a penis?" He is really trying to sort that thing out
While hiding from daddy, Jack tells me "you say roar and I say boo" I ask him,"what do I say?" a little annoyed he tells me again "you say ROAR and I say boo"
JACK: "theres a witchy-poo" (looking at a black and white picture of mama) DAD:"That's not a witchy-poo, thats mama." JACK:"Ohhhh, mama Sara is beautiful! I'm going to get her right now!" DAD:"Mama is at work at the hospital." JACK: "I'm going to the hospital to get her"
"Oh, sure" When you ask him a question
"Don't shut the door" Anytime you put him in 'time out'
"I can't know how to do it" He said this as he was trying to throw a lid like grandpa
"I'm sorry, It's my fault" He told me this after he threw his toast on the floor
"Mama, where did your penis go?" as we were getting dressed