We have been working on potty training, so with that has come a lot of talk about Jacks penis. When Jack asked Mama the other day "where did your penis go?" we had to discuss that only boys have penises. When Jack wanted to go pee in the girls bathroom with his memaw instead of the boys bathroom with daddy, Bapa gave jack a long talk about why boys pee in the mens room and girls in the girls room. Needless to say Jack has been hearing a lot about boys and penises.
This is the background needed to understand his remarks at church yesterday.
Russell took Jack to church while Mama was at work. While waiting in the hall for Sacrament to finish Jack was entertaining a bunch of young adults waiting in the foyer. Just before it was time to go into the room, a teenage girl waked by Jack and said "hello" as jack took her ninja stance against her,(arms up in defense, wide stance and a brutal look on his face) he does this somethimes, we dont know why. As she walked further down the hall, Jack in a very lound voice proclaims "thats not a girl, thats a boy!" Then Speaking very loudly repeats this a couple times. By now the young adults are already snickering. Then Jack yells out...."Girls dont have penises!" And the yound adults cannot hold in their snickers and turn to full out hysteria. All Russell can do is reply "Your right", and try to turn too red.
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